translate pls

[kevinb]

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ei razboinik kakvo pravi6
izlizate si bez men ne vi e sram nali znae6 4e sam naroden 4ovek
aide pi6i 4e ti neam nomera a ima6 i edna fanela pri men
i na Valia da ne kazva6 ni6to za nas pls
i umnata ako ne taia s golemite cici

[Brandi]

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ei razboinik kakvo pravi6
izlizate si bez men ne vi e sram nali znae6 4e sam naroden 4ovek
aide pi6i 4e ti neam nomera a ima6 i edna fanela pri men
i na Valia da ne kazva6 ni6to za nas pls
i umnata ako ne taia s golemite cici

Hey rascal what's up?
So you've been going out without me/you have no shame/you know I am a simple guy/gal
drop us a line because I haven't got your number and you have a T-shirt at my place
Not a word to Valya about us pls
Take care if not the chick with the big tits

Obviously there is no context for this conversation so this is simply a literal rendering of the text which appears severely fragmented as quoted.

[truckyboy]

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OK this is the polite version...

Hi Villain how are you doing ? You are going out without me, shame on you ! you know me as a nice person..come on..write to me because i havnt got your number.
You have left a jumper in my place. Dont tell Valia anything about us, and be careful, if not this one with the big tits.

[kevinb]

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Thank You,May have more comming if you dont mind?

[bgcarl]

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Just when you need an emoticon with a person lifting a jumper/T-shirt exposing large tits you can't find one.

Come on MODs - get your act together!

BGCarl

[cmcnab]

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Thank You,May have more comming if you dont mind?

Brilliant, keep them coming

[MOD]

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Just when you need an emoticon with a person lifting a jumper/T-shirt exposing large tits you can't find one.

Come on MODs - get your act together!

BGCarl

[seascrambler]

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Hi,

Only the last line hasn't been correctly translated, namely:

"i umnata ako ne taia s golemite cici"

Now, "i umnata" is used when people are parting/ending conversation, literaly " and be smart", meaning behave good, act smartly, e.t.c.

In the line mentioned however , there is a pun ( a play upon words), where "umnata" is taken not as "be smart", but the "the smart one girl", meaning - "if you can have the smart one girl, you can have the one with the big tits"...

There is variation of this pun though - "ako ne umnata - rusata", meaning "if not the smart one, then the blond one..."

[kevinb]

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Thanks to all,This is getting really confusing.
If you found this about your Girlfreind,what would your actions/feelings be towards her?

[Brandi]

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There is variation of this pun though - "ako ne umnata - rusata", meaning "if not the smart one, then the blond one..."

Many thanks for the clarification. I really do appreciate this, especially as I did contemplate the line in question but having never heard either of the expressions you refer to in spoken or (seen them in) written language in the past 36 years I took it for a bit of disjointed/fragmented speech.

Are you sure this expression exists in Bulgarian? If it does, can you explain its provenance and, possibly, give an indication of who ... well ... as in a class/layer of people/social strata may be using it currently?

Many thanks in advance!

PS: To the original poster - I honestly believe you do not need to be asking this sort of question on a public forum and the whole affair would best be dealt with privately.