Thank you for expressing your disapprobation, folks - it makes me feel that I have retained at least a little of my sanity in an increasingly barking-mad world.
However, you'll have to excuse me if I don't feel any necessity to reveal my identity to, or defend myself against, a few assorted nut-cases - especially when those same people don't appear to be in any hurry to post their own mug-shots and CVs on the internet. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect that their joint failure to do so is proof positive that they are actually part of some shadowy conspiracy by the NWO to discredit all such fearless Seekers of Truth.
I doubt there is any proof in this world - or out of it - that will persuade nutters that their ridiculous and offensive theories are based on no more than wishful thinking that they are important enough for anyone to bother lying to them. Moreover, it's patently clear that no facts will ever trump such ludicrous beliefs: if they suddenly lost the wilful ignorance which apparently gives a modicum of meaning to their sad little lives they would have to face other facts - that they are both delusional and intellectual pygmies with barely perceptible, but nonetheless, twisted critical faculties.
I haven't yet found a dictionary which lists "cynical" and "stupid" as synonyms: has my local library joined Google in being subverted by the Shadowy Forces Of World Misinformation And Domination
? We should be told (and doubtless will be - at great and boring length)!
PS I very much hope that you're just wind-up merchants (or should that be in the singular?) - it would be somewhat worrying to know that such clearly unhinged individuals are roaming freely among us, like zombies which appear alive but whose brains have been sucked out of their heads in some horrible government experiment in an even worse B movie......