Typical conversation at breakfast in Richmond today could maybe follow these lines.
Justin (aged 10), "Mater, Tatania has overcooked my eggs. She did it yesterday as well,whilst you were looking at more upmarket chateaux in Burgundy."
Mater(aged 30) " Justin my little snowflake, everybody has to overcome these times of austerity, but we will get over this disaster."
Justin (aged 10) "Mater,some rough boys came to school today and called me a remoaner, and one of them said" Bre***t"
Mater(aged 30) " Justin my little snowflake, everybody has a right to free speech,
but please do not use that Bre***t" word in my house. Everything will be fine,as I have reported "Tatania" to the authorities for child abuse. How DARE SHE OVERCOOK AN EGG FOR jUSTIN."
Justin (aged 10)" where's Dad?"
Mater(aged 30) " Justin my little snowflake,Daddy has run off with a Czech
bitch, but I have a new friend called Ahmed from Luton who will take care of us all.